Sanity is merely an insane aspiration.

Follow your heart, but keep it on a leash.

(Dixie from Slices These Yankees are like hemorrhoids, but at least in Alabama when they come down, they eventually go on back up.

If only marriage licenses came with a buyer's remorse clause.~Detective Mike Malone

Wife number three: Lynette. She looked like a horse and kind of walked like one, too. Not surprisingly, neigh was her favorite word and seven nights a week. ~Detective Mike Malone